SwampFox
(member)
02/27/07 01:30 AM
Re: Let's start on Hillary

It is 2009 and Hillary is spending her first night in the White House as President of the United States. She is visited by the ghost of George Washington and asks him how she should act as president.
George tells Hillary, "Always tell the people the truth."
Hillary laughs and says,"George, you wouldn't last ten minutes as a politician today."
Next Hillary is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
She asks his advice and he tells her,"Follow the Constitution."
She laughs and answers, " That'll be the day."
Next, Hillary is visited by Abraham Lincoln and asks his advice.
Abraham thinks a second and says," Have you thought about going to the theater?"



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