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* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. * The dead batteries were given out free of charge. * If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. * A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. * What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway) * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two-tired. * Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. * A backward poet writes inverse. |