Professor Jones was a brilliant English professor who got hooked on crack. He got busted and sent to prison.

While he was there, he wrote letters for the illiterate inmates and prepared legal requests and became quite popular. Unfortunately, improper grammar incensed him to a state of rage.

About two years into a nickle sentence, he got into an argument with another inmate who wanted him to write a letter for him. Professor Jones saw the original and became enraged at the poor writing. Words were exchanged, and the inmate finally pulled a shank and stabbed the Professor low in the stomach. Surgery was required to save the professor's life.

Ironically, the professor had to finish his sentence with a semi-colon.