USMC Ret
(member)
01/02/06 08:08 AM
Re: Heaven And Hell

A priest is driving the parrish car down the road. The car is fairly old and has no air conditioning as the church is trying to save money, so the priest drives with all the windows down on hot summer days...

The priest pulls up to a stop light and a hooker approaches him and says "Hey father, blow job for ten bucks".

The light turns green and the priest drives off but cannot help but think "what's a blow job?"..."what's a blow job?".

As he drives back to the church he decides he will ask Sister Smith (the young nun) what a blow job is, surely she will know.

As the preist returns to the church he see's Sister Smith standing on the vestuble.

"Excuse me sister?", the priest says... "What's a blow job?" he asks......

Sister Smith looks at him and replies........ "10 bucks, same as in town"



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