There was a scientist who got tired of working so hard he cloned himself. The clone was identical, but some genetic flaw made him curse all the time. The Scientist was named Tom, and the clone was Tom II.

He had all the knowledge of Tom, but was an embarrassment in public. For example, they'd go out to dinner and the clone would yell out, "Bring me some ******** chicken, $$$$$$$.

Finally, Tom's boss got tired of his clone disturbing and cursing all the help in the lab, and he told Tom he was going to have to get rid of him. "Glady," Tom said.

So he lured Tom II up on to the top of the tallest building in town, and as Tom II was looking over the side, Tom pushed him. He fell 30 stories, yelling obscenities all the way.

Immediately, a cop, who was almost hit by Tom II, rushed up to the top of the building and told Tom "OK, Buster. You're under arrest!"

Tom said, "You can't arrest me for murder. That wasn't a human, that was a clone!"

The cop said, "I'm not arresting you for murder. I'm arresting you for making an obscene clone fall."