I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a make-out session and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place. She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"