Hello,

My name be Eboneesha,an African-American girl who just got an award For being the best speler in class.

The white dude who sit next to me is McGee. He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.

I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into? class, and 5 points for not getting Pregnut during the cemester.

It hard to beat a score of 120%.

Granny ax me to thank all Liberals for suporting afermative action. You showing the way to true equality. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor.

Yo fren, Eboneesha