I used to have a neighboor that had one of these fuggin stupid animals. this dog ate every thing in site. one morning i see the dog in another neighbors yard all hunched up, trying to chit for about an hour. finally, the owners wife comes out, lifts up his tail and pulls about a 3 foot long dishtowel out of his azz.

fuggin thing was into everyones garbage on trash day and it was garbage that finally did him in. he snarfed up a couple of corn cobs and died of a bowel obstruction.

Sirus