"and by all means, form a hikers union. You guys could strike and hold picket signs along the edges of overgrown forest, or something"--duko

so fuko you got a problem with hikers, what exactly would that be. enlighten me as to how your stupid ass goes anywhere in the backcountry, and not in Missouri, real backcountry, you know somewhere where you aren't always a mile from the next McDonald's. Keep in mind that the do-nothing jackasses have closed off considerable areas of the backcountry to anything other than your damn feet. So please tell me what your fukking problem is with the activity of hiking other than your probably too damn lazy to get up and get the remote off yer damn TV stand.