the truth can be funny, even to demented old farts

yes last week I did do some flying and we landed, most weeks I do some driving and some hiking, I know it is hard for an idiot laymen to understand, but we media folks cover some ground, a little more than you do so we can fill your little mush brains with information that you can drink your pabst blue ribbon to and then fire off some demented diatribe letter to the editor with all the misspellings that confirm your inbred jackassedness.

the funny thing about trees burning inside out, it's pretty damn common occurrence, so that just makes me wonder what it is you did all the time you were supposedly out here becoming the so-called expert on the west that you claim to be from your bed there in the invalid's home