Whether Putin said those exact words, I don't know, but I'll play along and be spoiler (again).

1. Very interesting Putin talking about suicide in the US when his own country has long been the undisputed heavyweight world champ in that category for many years now, or in the very top 5 year in and year out. What the F?

2. Who in the hell would want to immigrate to Russia in the first place? In the grand scheme of all of Russia's other problems, I can't imagine that whatever problems their minorities are causing . . . that they can even begin to compare with their other major problems -- economy on the brink of collapse, feeding their own population, civil war, crime and corruption, healthcare, education level, general welfare of their population, etc. Last I heard, their own people seem to like to "defect".

3. Anyone with an education much past 3rd grade will tell you the formative years of our country began as a melting pot. We didn't all arrive here wearing stars and stripes and the red white and blue.

4. And Oz - you would swap a card-carrying socialist Putin for Obama? Wait, don't answer that.