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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton: * Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Michael Jackson's Doctor * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran * A Palestinian on a motorcycle * Gas station Sushi * A Jimmy Carter economic plan * Brian Williams news reports * Loch Ness monster sightings * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton |