Who is going to win for each side?

Looks like the Dems will be Bernie or Hillary. Is there a snowball's chance that the DNC will let a 104 year-old, crazy socialist be the candidate? Will they do whatever it takes to make sure it is Hillary? Will she be able to run with an indictment hanging over her head? Will someone else step in and take the Dem torch? Biden?

Who the fork will be the GOP candidate? Will the RNC allow Trump to take the nomination or will they torpedo him like they're already trying? Will Rubio be able to get past his massive fork-ups with immigration and aligning himself with some of the most despicable Dems in Congress? Will Cruz be able to carry anyone other than very conservative voters?

Step up and make your picks. I have no forkin' idea how all of this washes out.