Brett Hull was the most pompous ass to ever wear the note. Were you able to get on baord when he was pumping in 50+ goals?

Man, I still can't believe Backes brought stray dogs back from Russia. Were the souvenir shops all depleted? WTF was that all about?

I mean, really, last stand, doesn't that at least make you scratch your head a just a little? Stray dogs? From forkin' Russia? Jeeze, we have plenty of stray dogs right here in STL, don't we?