OK dog,

You got this betting thing all turned around. I bet to win, and I bet to keep things interesting. You, on the other are so full of poo. Not sure how you have come to dislike me, and I could care less. Never done or said anything to warrant your attitude. Guess haters have find something/someone to hate.

I'll bet you straight up the Royals win more ball games this year than the Cards. I am talking ALL ballgames this year. The bet is for $100, and I'll give my address so you can mail me that check come October. On second thought, make that a money order. Oh yeah, and you make darn sure that is from "old money!"

The bet is good, but the offer is limited. Today is Thursday, April 14, and the offer is until this Saturday, noon central time.

Here is your chance to put your money where yer mouth is.....I doubt you gots the balls, dog.