What the hell is the matter with you people? Have you not been paying attention to Nostradawgus?

"Cards win the division by 5 1/2 games. Cubs out of contention by June 17th. Lackey is in anger management by Mid May. Heyward is back in Des Moines shagging balls and working on his swing by June 1st. Lester goes on the DL come June with an oblique strain. Arrieta, as much as I like the guy will have season ending Tommy John surgery at the AS break, which will allow him to be at home with his smoking hot wife."

Have a little faith folks - Dawg has spoken!

And now the waiting begins on the reply that will include more about the Royals than the Cards..