Dejong at short tonight. Huh.

Johnny P benched? omg. Huh.

Grichuk batting 200 in single A. Huh.

Heard rumor he was bangin another players wife. Huh. That's always a team moral booster. That tid bit came out of a south side pub so believe me, you can take it to the bank.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The ship is listing folks. Mikey Mike better wake the fork up.