You do realize the walleye are still biting good at........nebermind. I forgot you golfers don't fish

I got asked to play golf today........and declined to go sit in a tree stand. I hate deer hunting but stil chose it over golf. I take it you don't bow hunt either.

I am watching Lackey and Contrarras blow a head basket on TV right now. Apparently Lackey didn't get a call and lost his mind on a guy that scored people. Way better than golf