Have someone who isn't drunk in your house explain how a calendar works. Two weeks left in the trade deadline. Quick....ya nothing in baseball happens that fast. Not even the 2011 Braves Abortion.

Considering I read 2 articles last night saying how great of trade bait Carlos Martinez would be, I'm not the only person wondering which Martinez. Its obvious only to the voices in your head. The same voices who said to keep NORRIS of all forking people.

Go to bed. You're drunk.