You have foamed at the mouth over this team, and had a crush on them ALL like they all gave you your first blow job at age 16. You like the team, all of them. You’ve bought into the damn Tom Stillman Jones Koolaid from The beginning. I honesty don’t have the time or the need to go back through the last 3-4 years of rambling about how you love this team and all they do. Those rosey blue glasses you wear and the bullshit breath you have from all the crap they fed you. All 4 damn lines you would put up against anyone.

Truth be told without Jordan Binnington this team was done months ago. He alone objected life into a team that was a sinking ship of chit. The kid pulled a bunch of broken pieces together. They don’t skate fast collectively. They don’t shoot well, they just sling chit around hoping for something good and it works for now. When you toss up 120 shots in a buggy and your opponent only throws 60, it’s the law of averages. The first few games in the playoffs they played like dick. No hitting. Shitty power plays. Being nice. Maybe they seem a little hungrier now that the favorites are all golfing. Who knows.

Enjoy the ride. It’s the rerun of the Cubs, just in hockey. Everyone how’s this is the year, and in the back of their minds know the honeymoon can end any day. I’m just not sold on the misfits you drank the koolaid on the last 2-3 years.

BTW. It’s Bwahaaaaahaahahahaaaaaaaahhaaha. That Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa makes it seem you are forking a sheep, stroking out on us, or busy looking for a wall to beat your helmet on. Either way.......we don’t care. Just try to keep up. It’s only been typed on here for 20 forking years. It doesn’t surprise me you are slow to the party.

Back to you Forker..........I mean Boomer........uhhhhh Homer. .