Boulevard Smokestack Double Wide IPA

Hit the little wine shop next to the Branson Kmart today, and lo! there was some Schafley dry hop APA... I grabbed their entire whopping stock of 3 sixers, along with some New Belgian 1554 and Goose Island red ale.
While there, we had a little hops session trying out a new shipment of Boulevard Smokestack Double Wide IPA. (It's twister-proof!) Good sales tactic, two glasses later I added a 750 ml bottle of the hop bomb to the shopping cart.
mmmmmmmmm that stuff has an over-the-top bodaciousness that is a Mariah Carey, Salma Hayek & Vida Guerra 3-way. Can you have too much of a good thing? Is it possible? You only have two hands, you only have so many taste buds. The Schafley tastes like a (good) lager after the double-wide.

But, big curves come at a big price... friggin' $7.50 per bottle is a penny a mL... so hopefully tomorrow my taste buds will have forgot those high society trappings and my fridge full of girl next door will satisfy.