Wine? Isn't that pretty much rotten grape juice?

And you're paying $20 for one bottle? Man, you're going to the wrong place. At WalMart you can get about six bottles for $20 - and of several different kinds, too. I know they got red, white, and pink at least.

Even better, they got that "Delicious Red" bag-in-a-box wine that costs even less than their $3 a bottle kind. It goes down like about a gallon of Grape Kool-Aid then next morning it feels like you got in a wrasslin' match and somebody gouged your right eye out.

Sure glad I could help.