Ozark! Kick a man when he's down! They say Bull Shoals will hit 696 on Wednesday, not a launch ramp in sight, and now you're doggin' my single wide!

I got into some fizzy Bully Porter last night... I guess the bottle-fermentation got a little out of whack, and you gotta open it over the sink. Still, you have to hand it to Boulevard Brewing for having the balls to bottle it that way. I'm a fan.