USMC,

Capt. Call to Capt. McRae, Lonesome Dove...and yes, John Milner in American Grafitti...

Here is an easy one:

"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."

Da Uncle