Look Negro........the Fast Eddie upright smoker that cooks on pellets and hold 100 pounds if meat is about $1200. My buddy has one and gets a dealer discount. He also has the trailer mounted one that he uses for weddings. Ya spent $800 for that sucker of yours that ya gotta babysit all day long. Shoulda worked an extra shift at the honey baked ham place and got ya the fast Eddie for an extra $400

If I just wouldn't have taken your advice and paid the extra amount they ended up Gettin anyway.........it woulda saved me $14,000 in lawyer bills and 2 1/2 years of headaches. Now I know why you hate cops too