Well, it appears I have struck a nerve, I had no idea this recipe was so dear to you.

Still, we don't cook "microwave popcorn" in a bag, you damn rube.....we simply microwave our gourmet North Loup, Nebraska, popcorn in a suitable microwavable container so as to keep the freshness.

I'm not sure how having peppers shoved up my ass could compliment the flavor, or allow others to also enjoy the jalapeno flavoring, but I'm sure you have a technique that you have tried and perfected.

griffin