Darn, this Blonde beer and it's gargoyles are supposed to ward off evil spirits!

I saw a vampire with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walkin through the streets of MoMo in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Wu Chang Man's, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo

Ya hear him howlin around your forum door, ya better not let him in.
Little old MissBud got mutilated late last night, again.

Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Independence.
Lately he's been overheard in Fenton.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Pit.
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo

Well, I saw SwampFox walkin with the queen, doing the vampires of duckhuntin.
I saw Bandito walkin with the Redleg, doin the vampires of duckhuntin
I saw a hardhunter drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.

Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, vampires of Duckhuntin
Aaahoo
Draw blood

Vampires is the name of that guy's performance & custom car shop.