IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
01/12/10 05:24 PM
For those who might be interested..

That affair, banquet, barbecue, bash, blowout, carousal, celebration, dinner, diversion, entertainment, feast, festive occasion, fete, function, gala, get-together, movable feast, riot, shindig, social, soiree, splurge, spree, thing that happens at the Bachelor Ranch is on 2/13/10 this year. Same thing..different year.

battman
()
01/12/10 07:55 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

You forgot binge.

Whackattack
(member)
01/12/10 08:29 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Any fightin? Ain't a party unless there's fightin.....

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
01/12/10 08:39 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Huh! Well these things at the BR must not be a party then. Ain't been a real fight at one since they been going on at the BR.. and don't expect that there will be one this time either..

Tigerstripe
(Last Mongol Duck Hunter)
01/12/10 09:52 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
Ain't been a real fight at one since they been going on at the BR..




Does coming within a RCH count?


golden boy
(member)
01/12/10 10:18 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Is that dog gonna barf all over the kitchen again?

flocked
()
01/12/10 10:24 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

golden boy said:
Is that dog gonna barf all over the kitchen again?


depends are you gona be there

Mel
(member)
01/12/10 11:03 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Reports are that at least one participant looked as if he had been in a fight. Something about a floor connecting with his nose.

halfasmuch
(action hero)
01/13/10 12:46 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

whackattack... save you some miles.... bring a 30 pack, a bottle of jack and some bandaids to SoCo.. the neph enjoys a good set of knuckles as much as the next guy...

Big Al can bartend, be the ring announcer and bandaid dispenser....maybe he can get a GAL announce the rounds out of SEMO...


FowlMouth
(King Deano)
01/13/10 03:14 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

I attended one of these about 5 years ago.....aint been right since

Not only will it cause you to have heart bypass surgery, but you will quit drinkin, be a puss to the cold weather and get married the opening weekend of the north zone....I recommend you stay away


Tigerstripe
(Last Mongol Duck Hunter)
01/13/10 11:14 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Isn't it far past time we took a collection and got a stripper for the evening?

Entertainment has been somewhat bland the last couple of years........that is if you don't count falling down people.


halfasmuch
(action hero)
01/14/10 02:19 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Shouldnt Drew have that angle covered locally? in terms of cheap amateur talent...

Mac
(Birding Moderator)
01/14/10 02:30 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Yeah, Drew is one helluva babe magnet. Year after year always another hottie it seems. As far as I am concerned I'll step up, with regards to said topic. 'Nuff said...

Pitbull
( FEtch's Son in Law)
01/14/10 12:14 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Mac said:
Yeah, Drew is one helluva babe magnet. Year after year always another hottie it seems. As far as I am concerned I'll step up, with regards to said topic. 'Nuff said...




U must see the chicks early on cuz by 9pm u can't even see straight and sit on a chair for more then 30sec without falling off it


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
01/14/10 01:46 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.
Just as with fights we also came close to having a stripper at a party at the BR once. I remember there were several individuals involved trying to order one on the internet(note to self: hide computer for party), and I recall a certain local waterfowl call manufacturer was heavily involved...


MB2
(member)
01/14/10 02:35 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.
Just as with fights we also came close to having a stripper at a party at the BR once. I remember there were several individuals involved trying to order one on the internet(note to self: hide computer for party), and I recall a certain local waterfowl call manufacturer was heavily involved...




Won'tcha just give Burrhead a couple of drinks, so he kisses all the men again?


Burrhead
(member)
01/14/10 02:50 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

I beg to differ.

I was an unwitting recipient, not a provider...


MB2
(member)
01/14/10 02:59 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Burrhead said:
I beg to differ.

I was an unwitting recipient, not a provider...




Well that's what you get for being so sexy.

These goobs have 2 drinks and they mistake you for a streetwalker.


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
01/14/10 03:16 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

He does have a purty mouth..

MB2
(member)
01/14/10 03:19 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
He does have a purty mouth..




Your bestest party is always the next one, my dear.

Enjoy!


Tigerstripe
(Last Mongol Duck Hunter)
01/14/10 04:27 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.




Your response was extremely vague and not definitive enough for the average attendee.

IT IS A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION!


MB2
(member)
01/14/10 06:14 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Are mormons allowed??

If they are, tell them not to take any bad shots of Eddie.


fastman
(member)
01/14/10 07:50 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..


Thanks Suz!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eye" owe ya 1



flocked
()
01/15/10 01:08 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Pitbull said:
Quote:

Mac said:
Yeah, Drew is one helluva babe magnet. Year after year always another hottie it seems. As far as I am concerned I'll step up, with regards to said topic. 'Nuff said...




U must see the chicks early on cuz by 9pm u can't even see straight and sit on a chair for more then 30sec without falling off it


9 maybe 7

Tigerstripe
(Last Mongol Duck Hunter)
01/20/10 08:28 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Tigerstripe said:
Quote:

IIFID said:
Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.




Your response was extremely vague and not definitive enough for the average attendee.

IT IS A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION!




Since there was neither a yea or nay from the host I am taking the liberty to order a couple for Saturday evening.


Mel
(member)
01/20/10 09:50 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Tigerstripe said:
Quote:

Tigerstripe said:
Quote:

IIFID said:
Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.




Your response was extremely vague and not definitive enough for the average attendee.

IT IS A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION!




Since there was neither a yea or nay from the host I am taking the liberty to order a couple for Saturday evening.




Are they bringing braces to keep you upright?


halfasmuch
(action hero)
01/21/10 01:39 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

I dont remember upright being a requirement for stripper events?

flocked
()
01/21/10 02:07 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Tigerstripe said:
Quote:

Tigerstripe said:
Quote:

IIFID said:
Regarding strippers.. see comments regarding fights.




Your response was extremely vague and not definitive enough for the average attendee.

IT IS A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION!




Since there was neither a yea or nay from the host I am taking the liberty to order a couple for Saturday evening.


if you order them do they bring there own bottle of geritol

DADAKOTA
(member)
01/21/10 03:46 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Sure hope they don't mention their Mom's.

flocked
()
01/21/10 03:56 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

DADAKOTA said:
Sure hope they don't mention their Mom's.


that hurt

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
01/28/10 02:50 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Since folks usually start showing up a little early... I'll say F & F starts in two weeks for those who may be interested...

Whackattack
(member)
01/28/10 04:52 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

No Stripper + No fighting = No fun

dukkallrjim
(member)
01/29/10 02:22 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..



halfasmuch
(action hero)
02/04/10 04:30 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

I thought I saw an email where he is telling everyone to bring their favorite lesbian! It is likely to turn into a box lunch event!

67Firebird
(Former political advocate)
02/04/10 11:04 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

A couple of these...

...and one of these for Tim...



IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
02/08/10 04:17 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

The party starts in about 90 hours when the smoker gets fired up on Friday! Gonna have a sizable cooking crew doing their thing on Friday. Thanks to Cook we are going to have 25 dozen oysters this year as well. I hope to see a bunch of you heathens this weekend.

halfasmuch
(action hero)
02/09/10 04:52 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Just cant see the attraction to the "SNOT on the rock"...I been emptying my nose for two weeks.. probably could have filled two dozen shells for you with same consistency!

Burrhead
(member)
02/09/10 06:32 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
Thanks to Cook we are going to have 25 dozen oysters this year as well.




Who's gonna shuck all them things? I'll have enough booze in me to not be trusted with anything sharper than a basketball.


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
02/09/10 06:33 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Shuck if I know!

DjF
(little buddie)
02/09/10 06:49 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

knot me!

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
02/09/10 07:28 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

Burrhead said:
Quote:

IIFID said:
Thanks to Cook we are going to have 25 dozen oysters this year as well.




Who's gonna shuck all them things? I'll have enough booze in me to not be trusted with anything sharper than a basketball.


At least when you fall asleep you can use it as a pillow

flocked
()
02/09/10 08:19 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Quote:

IIFID said:
Shuck if I know! [/quote maybe daves mom :rotflmao

DuckMeRunnin
(member)
02/09/10 10:25 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

I ain't all that great at shucking those things.

If I get it open, I'M eatin' it !


DADAKOTA
(member)
02/09/10 10:44 PM
Re: For those who might be interested..

Why do you ask?

stoneman
()
02/13/10 11:41 AM
Re: For those who might be interested..

So Tim how'd the Friday night opening cerimonies of the Bachelor Ranch feast go ? -- --just bumping to top -- --


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