duckaddict2
(member)
05/08/07 11:44 PM
Maifest....

So, tell me about this thing....the lady wants to go to it, and well, I don't know chit about it.....fill me in.

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
05/09/07 12:00 AM
Re: Maifest....

It's in May. It's German. You don't have to thank me.

H2ODOG
(the one who never tires)
05/09/07 01:24 AM
Re: Maifest....

take money to drink beer.....lots of beer. more beer than can be drunk in a night and that is tuff to do. Throw in the normal carnie people and their scary rides and ya got a maifest. Just remember to buy beer tickets.

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
05/09/07 03:03 AM
Re: Maifest....

...and then more beer tickets.. and have a brautwurst and a knockwurst too..

H2ODOG
(the one who never tires)
05/09/07 03:07 AM
Re: Maifest....

brauts and beer.......mmmmmnnnnnnn.....he said brauts and beer. Piss on some knockworst. Beer and brauts, and then more beer and beer.

DjF
(little buddie)
05/09/07 04:29 AM
Re: Maifest....

its like Octoberfest in May...but with a pole...

foots
(the exterminator)
05/09/07 04:46 AM
Re: Maifest....

They got any pie at this deal?

H2ODOG
(the one who never tires)
05/09/07 04:46 AM
Re: Maifest....

lots of two legged pie usually filled full of beer.

duckaddict2
(member)
05/09/07 03:45 PM
Re: Maifest....

So's...in other words---you got a bunch of carnies all liquored up with brat breath, sliding their pies down a pole......Got it!

H2ODOG
(the one who never tires)
05/09/07 03:52 PM
Re: Maifest....

the carnies are always liquored up.......its the germans ya gotta watch out for.

Burrhead
(member)
05/09/07 04:31 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

H2ODOG said:
lots of two legged pie usually filled full of beer.





Any of those fraulein's slinging beer resemble this?



twodogs
(member)
05/09/07 05:01 PM
Re: Maifest....

Where is it?

duckaddict2
(member)
05/09/07 05:04 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

H2ODOG said:
the carnies are always liquored up.......its the germans ya gotta watch out for.




The lady I'm with now, she's of German ancestry---you ain't tellin' me nothing I don't already know!


And its in Hermann.


DjF
(little buddie)
05/09/07 05:20 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

Burrhead said:
Quote:

H2ODOG said:
lots of two legged pie usually filled full of beer.





Any of those fraulein's slinging beer resemble this?






That would depend upon your own beer consumption!!!


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
05/09/07 06:18 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

duckaddict2 said:
Quote:

H2ODOG said:
the carnies are always liquored up.......its the germans ya gotta watch out for.




The lady I'm with now, she's of German ancestry---you ain't tellin' me nothing I don't already know!






Does she have a little outfit like da girl in the picture?


Scout 1
(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
05/09/07 07:12 PM
Re: Maifest....

Yeah... you'll see LOTS of chicks that look like her, dressed like her, at Hermann Maifest.

And, Hermann wines are some of the best you'll ever taste.

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You've got JUST as good a chance of seein pie like that at the Sumner Wild Goose Festival. Maybe better.

But hey, knockwurst yerself out. Enough beer can make anyplace seem fun.


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
05/09/07 09:02 PM
Re: Maifest....

Hater!

Scout 1
(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
05/09/07 09:46 PM
Re: Maifest....

Shush, I'm filling in for Griffin

duckaddict2
(member)
05/09/07 09:54 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

IIFID said:
Quote:

duckaddict2 said:
Quote:

H2ODOG said:
the carnies are always liquored up.......its the germans ya gotta watch out for.




The lady I'm with now, she's of German ancestry---you ain't tellin' me nothing I don't already know!






Does she have a little outfit like da girl in the picture?




I hope so!


H2ODOG
(the one who never tires)
05/09/07 10:03 PM
Re: Maifest....

Well if ya don't know by now then ya need to find ya another german gal. They like to do 3 things. Drink, smoke, and fork.....and not in that order. If she ain't shown ya her drinkin hoochie mamma outfit then its time to get a new woman.......unless of course she looks like the woman in the picture.....and then you need kicked in the pills for now buyin her an outfit like that.

duckaddict2
(member)
05/09/07 11:25 PM
Re: Maifest....

Nah, pretty sure this one is a keeper....she may not have the outfit(yet) but all the other categories are great. One other thing she likes to do---cook----now that right there is a great hobby!!! So, add everything together, throw in some good looks---and well, ya got my lady! Right now, considering what I've gone through for years----well, this one is a night and day difference.....and I like it! So, I guess it was all worth it in the long run(the divorce and all)....you just can't put a price on happiness unless you my lawyer, and in that case---it's expensive!! !

Burrhead
(member)
05/10/07 01:02 PM
Re: Maifest....

Quote:

Scout 1 said:
You've got JUST as good a chance of seein pie
like that at the Sumner Wild Goose Festival.




I think I seen't one up there one year. She wasn't dressed that way, but I KNOW she was that pretty. From what I remember anyway. I'd had a couple of beers.

Just to be sure though, I'd have to consult Tiger and Blade. They were there too.


Mac
(Birding Moderator)
05/10/07 02:08 PM
Re: Maifest....

da2,

Glad to hear yer comin' thru all that chit OK. I spent 13 years in a less than good circumstance mahself. Last weekend was my 13th anniversary with my 2nd. Tell ya what my redhead is the best...tough bein' 700 miles apart from her and mah dawg but we'll end up jus fine.

Look forward to seein' ya next time.


duckaddict2
(member)
05/10/07 03:18 PM
Re: Maifest....

Thanks Mac....it really does make a lot of difference in how you feel. It's a long story with what all I put up with and all before I had enough of it...but it takes two to screw a marriage up. Oh, and BTW---everyone wave to her and tell her "Hi" because I am sure she still lurks the board on a regular basis to make sure I'm not badmouthing her(since the divorce STILL isn't final). Matter of fact, I know she does...wasn't 2 hours after I changed the price of the house on the classifieds, and she was sending me e-mails biotching about changing the price without asking her. So......








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