Paul TheQueer:

I finally bit the bullet and read this thread. Initially, when I saw that you had Posted it many days ago, I decided that it most likely was not worth the reading time. That decision was based solely on history, and not personal prejudices. Historically speaking, anything you Post is not worth the reading time.

Boredom at times will cause a person to read most anything on these pages, and I am bored.

With that in mind, let's look at this Post objectively:

You state:

"Just bought some underarmor heat gear to wear under my vest...my gawd this must be what a condom feels like"

More appropriately, I do believe the Post would make more sense, and ring much truer, if you were to say instead:

"Just bought some underarmor heat gear to wear under my vest...my gawd this must be what a dik feels like"

That statement will still be misleading, since I am sure you already knew when you Posted that exclamation, exactly what a dik feels like: In yer azz.

Pitbull