Well, I wouldn't call that chit scribbled on a napkin an
asset page.

I'm sure your "balance sheet" includes
transvering ice also.

Dude you can't afford me, my salary would have to at least
double yours. "Economics 102" says this isn't feasable.

I still have to show some of my
employees the correct way to perform their jobs. My question
is, how bad does your back hurt after diggin with those
beaners all day??

It's good to see that you know all about your "net gains".