> A large group
> of Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a
> voice call from
> behind a sand-dune, "One Marine is better than ten
> Taliban." The Taliban
> commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
> dune, whereupon a gun
> battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
> silence.
>
> The
> voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a
> hundred Taliban soldiers."
> Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
> troops over the dune and
> instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
> battle, again
> silence.
>
> The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than
> one
> thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban commander
> musters a thousand fighters and
> sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun
> fire ring out as a
> huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded
> Taliban fighter crawls
> back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
> commander, "Don't send any
> more men; it's a trap. There's two of them!!!"

Go Marines.