| Ozark |
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| 07/03/09 04:38 PM |
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What a Coincidence
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What a coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.”
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses, he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” said the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I got a new rooster,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!”
| Whackattack |
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| 07/03/09 05:03 PM |
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Re: What a Coincidence
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Quote:
Ozark said:
What a coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.”
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses, he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” said the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cork ,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!”
There, I fixed the joke for you.
Although the line should read, "Switched C o c k s"