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O.K., this is a test: You're riding a beautiful white horse. You're chasing two ostriches, but you can't catch up with them. Then you notice that you're being followed by two sailors riding giraffes. There's loud music, and a sharp drop-off to your left. What do you do? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round. |
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...and throw the bottle of MD 20-20 away. |
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dude must be in britian, cause American merry go rounds rotate counter-clock-wise. Meaning the big drop off would be on your right, not the left. Or your drunk a$$ is sitting on the white horse backwards. |
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A blonde would say, "Just wait until you get on the other side of the merry go round". |