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(Bond....Timmy Bond)
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11/03/09 01:19 PM
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Is my bride to be a virgin?
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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things: A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.
The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'
The doc replied, before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her in the head with the shovel.
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DMac
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11/03/09 03:19 PM
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Re: Is my bride to be a virgin?
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Re: Is my bride to be a virgin?
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little bro,
I am guessing that most days you wake up with set of blue balls, and probably would only have to paint one.....
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Re: Is my bride to be a virgin?
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Quote:
halfasmuch said:
little bro,
I am guessing that most days you wake up with set of blue balls, and probably would only have to paint one.....
Ohhhhhhhhh chit!!! 
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