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IIFID
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(Bond....Timmy Bond)
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08/26/10 05:56 PM
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Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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Wonder why nobody thought of this before? Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.........
This is so simple it's brilliant!
I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...
 
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Ozark
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(member)
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08/26/10 08:20 PM
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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Brilliant!
And for Muslim passengers the explosive in the booth could be supplied, free of charge, in case they forgot to bring their own.
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Scout 1
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(New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!)
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08/26/10 08:41 PM
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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In the form of a suppository.
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DjF
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(little buddie)
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08/26/10 08:55 PM
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...
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Ozark
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(member)
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08/26/10 11:01 PM
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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Quote:
DjF said:
plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...
naked
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
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Quote:
Ozark said:
Quote:
DjF said:
plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...
naked
Don't make me put on my moderator hat.
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