| SwampFox |
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| 02/19/13 10:02 PM |
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Tesco burger jokes
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I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse .... I guess Tesco just listened!
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had £5 each way!
Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here, stealing our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit .... talk about flogging a dead horse.
| SwampFox |
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| 02/19/13 10:06 PM |
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A Tesco burger walks into a bar. ‘A pint please.’
‘I can’t hear you,’ says the barman.
‘Sorry’ replies the burger. ‘I’m a little bit horse.’
| SwampFox |
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| 02/19/13 10:09 PM |
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They’ve found horse meat in Tesco burgers? It’s an unbridled disaster.
I've heard that horse meat will give you the trots!
Makin' me kinda hungry for a Quarter-horse pounder with cheese..
I hear that Tesco is worried that their burger sales will stall.
I spurred my coworkers into going through a Tesco drive through.
Tesco, it's the triple crown of beef.
Tesco, the thoroughbred of beef.
They served Tesco burgers at a riotous birthday party. Everyone was horsing around.
Serve Tesco beef as your mane course.
Now that's a filly-steak, thanks Tesco!
When it was reported that the beef/horse blend was spurred on by economics, consumers bridled.
| Bubba |
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| 02/19/13 11:26 PM |
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You need to bridle your enthusiasm with these horse jokes. Don't mean to nag , but hay.
| Ozark |
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| 02/20/13 02:01 AM |
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It could be worse. I like McRib Sandwiches, containing that real tasty mystery meat stamped into the shape of a rib. That might be kangaroo or road-killed 'possum for all I know - but it sho' is good.
Hey, how did we all decide it's OK to eat cattle but not horses anyway? I don't remember voting on that. IMO opinion horses are marginally cleaner than cows, but we let 'em die of sickness or old age then feed them to dogs. What's up with that cultural quirk of ours?
wuchang
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| 02/20/13 10:16 AM |
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Quote:
Bubba said:
You need to bridle your enthusiasm with these horse jokes. Don't mean to nag , but hay.
| SwampFox |
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| 02/20/13 03:17 PM |
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Quote:
Bubba said:
You need to bridle your enthusiasm with these horse jokes. Don't mean to nag , but hay.
Stealing that.