halfasmuch
(action hero)
04/28/14 11:39 AM
For retired school teachers and the like

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


Mel
(member)
04/28/14 03:10 PM
Re: For retired school teachers and the like

Bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Mac
(Birding Moderator)
04/29/14 12:25 AM
Re: For retired school teachers and the like

Good one!!!


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