Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze...

1st Hillbilly: " My wife sure is stupid !!!..She bought an air conditioner..

2nd Hillbilly: " Why is that stupid ??"

1st Hillbilly: " We ain't got no 'lectricity !!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin' !!!!! My wiis so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines !"

1st Hillbilly: " why is that so stupid ?"

2nd Hillbilly: " cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin' ! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar. "

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: " well, what's so dumb about that ?"

3rd Hillbilly: " She ain't got no pecker..."