| Mel |
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| 02/08/07 08:49 PM |
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For Miss Bud and other gals
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THINGS A STRESSED WOMAN MAY SAY AT WORK
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfork you
2. You say I'm a biatch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a goddamn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type: I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait . I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like chit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. this is hitting below the belt....
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look deeply into my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-chit?
| MB2 |
| (member) |
| 02/08/07 10:53 PM |
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Re: For Miss Bud and other gals
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18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
Ironic.
My Dad called yesterday to go through some stuff. Then, he told me to get my brother to phone him, that he can't get ahold of him. He works for one of the companies, but not FOR me.
Then my Dad said, "You should come and work for me, then you wouldn't have to work."
I said, "I've heard that line before. You told me the same damn thing 27 years ago.
| Liberty |
| (member) |
| 02/08/07 11:02 PM |
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Re: For Miss Bud and other gals
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you forgot one
Damn, I need diapers before I drive 900 miles to kill my love rival co-worker
| MB2 |
| (member) |
| 02/08/07 11:28 PM |
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Re: For Miss Bud and other gals
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lol
Contrary to popular belief, the best day of the week for me is payday. When I stop appreciating what my folks do here, then it's time to retire.
