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Impossible Question.....
      #45486 - 06/24/06 08:45 AM

One in four parents will do this to their child. What is it?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #45492 - 06/24/06 11:50 AM

Raise them properly?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: 67Firebird]
      #45518 - 06/24/06 11:05 PM

Homeschool them?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Mel]
      #45527 - 06/25/06 07:58 AM

Mama always told me a penny saved, was a penny earned.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Mel]
      #45783 - 06/26/06 09:42 PM

Steal from their kid's piggy bank.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #45789 - 06/26/06 10:25 PM

Start either a saving account or buy bonds.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Mel]
      #45792 - 06/26/06 10:55 PM

No, one in four parents will admit to stealing from their kid's piggy banks.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #45817 - 06/27/06 01:19 AM

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one in four parents will admit to stealing from their kid's piggy banks.




Nothing wrong with that, if you have to pay someone for yardwork or for delivering a pizza and find you're short of cash. I've done it.

I assume the parents pay it back a.s.a.p. - I can't imagine that they wouldn't, and borrowing's not stealing. I went for years with my kids having more ready cash than me, because I was paying for everything that supported them.

Sounds like a non-story to me.


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Ozark]
      #45822 - 06/27/06 01:46 AM

I've borrowed from my kid before, but it waa a specific amount that I paid back right away.

Funny part is, it was to buy something for him!


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: 67Firebird]
      #45834 - 06/27/06 08:19 AM


Just the facts from a parental survey. That's the way it was written.

"Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one." - Sidney Harris, Detroit Free Press.


#2

Who said this about J. Edgar Hoover?

I'd much rather have a fellow inside my tent p*ssing out, than outside my tent p*ssing in.


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #45848 - 06/27/06 10:47 AM

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I'd much rather have a fellow inside my tent p*ssing out, than outside my tent p*ssing in.




I dunno who said it, but I like the sentiment and agree with it.

Did someone say that about Hoover, or did he say it about someone?

I've always suspected that stuff about J. Edgar secretly prancing around in high heels might be b.s. The Left hated everything Hoover stood for, and it may be they started all that to discredit him after he was gone. I'd like to think so, anyway.


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Ozark]
      #45865 - 06/27/06 11:51 AM

Liberace

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Ozark]
      #45924 - 06/27/06 04:21 PM

Quote:

Ozark said:
Quote:

MissBudweiser said:
I'd much rather have a fellow inside my tent p*ssing out, than outside my tent p*ssing in.




I dunno who said it, but I like the sentiment and agree with it.

Did someone say that about Hoover, or did he say it about someone?

I've always suspected that stuff about J. Edgar secretly prancing around in high heels might be b.s. The Left hated everything Hoover stood for, and it may be they started all that to discredit him after he was gone. I'd like to think so, anyway.




Ozark is correct, Lyndon B. Johnson said that about Hoover....They didn't like him then either....

BTW, William Shakespeare was the first credited with calling a coward, a chicken.


#3


The first animal crackers were not made to eat. What were they made for?


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #45938 - 06/27/06 04:54 PM

Dog food.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Mel]
      #46047 - 06/28/06 04:47 PM

Nope, but here's a clue.

#4

Humbug Mountain, Humbug Creek, and Humbug Point are all located in what state?


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46051 - 06/28/06 05:04 PM

Maine.

They were probably invented to be eaten with clam chowder.

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Mel]
      #46089 - 06/29/06 12:02 AM

I'm still caught on "one out of four parents admit to this"...do so many kids now have four parents???...and would the other three parents admit to stealing from their kid's piggy bank if they hadn't already been beaten to it by the one found guilty???

inquiry minds want to know...

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: DjF]
      #46098 - 06/29/06 03:32 AM

FLAMED!!! By a deer hunter!

The correct answer is animal crackers were originally made to decorate Christmas trees!

All those Humbugs are in Oregon.

#5

This company has a 'flavour graveyard' behind it's plant. In it are the graves of 56 dead flavours.

What company is it?


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46099 - 06/29/06 05:09 AM

Heinz

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46135 - 06/29/06 01:20 PM

Baskin-Robbins? Kool-Aid?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Ozark]
      #46141 - 06/29/06 01:41 PM

Ben & Jerry

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: JJ McGuire]
      #46194 - 06/29/06 04:31 PM

Ben & Jerry's is correct!

#6

According to wedding planners, this is the number one thing that men should not bring on their honeymoons.


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46198 - 06/29/06 04:37 PM

Quote:

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this is the number one thing that men should not bring on their honeymoons.




Their girlfriend?


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: Ozark]
      #46284 - 06/30/06 10:57 AM

mother in law!

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: BruceCarp]
      #46405 - 07/01/06 06:45 AM



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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46409 - 07/01/06 08:35 AM

"According to wedding planners, this is the number one thing that men should not bring on their honeymoons..."

high expectations!!!

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: DjF]
      #46415 - 07/01/06 09:33 AM

Jenna Jameson?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: IIFID]
      #46684 - 07/05/06 07:40 AM

There will be no further questions regarding marriage on this forum.

The correct answer is 'laptop' of the computer type, not the Barbie Doll type.


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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: MB2]
      #46774 - 07/06/06 05:06 AM

Ok, her are some questions that Dear Abby was at a loss to answer......

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?


Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.


Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?


Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.


Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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Re: Impossible Question..... [Re: SwampFox]
      #46820 - 07/06/06 02:14 PM

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Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?




Quit recording Fowlmouth's conversations.

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