SwampFox
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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Mel
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No pics,just signs..................
On a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push"
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"We're Number One in Number Two."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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SwampFox
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Isn't that how this thread started? 
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Mel
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You are almost correctomondo. I think a couple are different, but I ain't going to read too close. Hmmmmmm............this might be the alpha and the omega of this thread. 
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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67Firebird
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I'm not sure if this one made it into this thread yet;
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SwampFox
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67Firebird
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Mouse pad for men with carpell tunnel syndrom.
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Mel
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SwampFox said:
And, the amount was? I give up. 
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GoGop said:
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SwampFox said:
Winner of the best use for a Post-it conpetition...
Jade? I don't get it.  
It has nothing to do with "her" remembering her name from being blonde. It is for him to remember her name. There have been numerous times when I woke up in a strange house or apartment to roll over and have no idea of the name of the girl next to me. I always looked for mail or the label on a magazine subscription. Once howerver there was room mate unbeknownst to me....ooops, my bad.
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SwampFox
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Quote:
Mel said:
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SwampFox said:
And, the amount was? I give up.
Do I look like a math whiz?
Most days I need help to tie my shoes. 
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