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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #141514 - 02/15/08 04:07 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #141972 - 02/18/08 01:50 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142408 - 02/21/08 05:58 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142409 - 02/21/08 05:59 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142537 - 02/21/08 11:42 PM

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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: Mel]
      #142548 - 02/22/08 05:55 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142550 - 02/22/08 06:06 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142551 - 02/22/08 06:08 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #142854 - 02/25/08 03:22 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143076 - 02/27/08 08:45 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143200 - 02/28/08 05:12 AM

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it" In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box was 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143367 - 02/29/08 03:40 AM

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power seven years ago.

At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office.

However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched William Jefferson Clinton board Air Force One for the last time. I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President. It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated under Clinton.

Every one of them missed.

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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143396 - 02/29/08 04:58 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143397 - 02/29/08 04:59 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143507 - 03/01/08 07:44 AM

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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143509 - 03/01/08 08:01 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #143932 - 03/05/08 04:01 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144075 - 03/06/08 02:58 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144296 - 03/08/08 04:15 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144439 - 03/10/08 04:17 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144482 - 03/10/08 02:00 PM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144952 - 03/14/08 04:50 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #144957 - 03/14/08 05:11 AM



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Re: Let's start on Hillary [Re: SwampFox]
      #146989 - 04/23/08 12:18 AM



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