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Swampfox-help me out
      #1176 - 12/15/05 08:34 AM

Driving us crazy at work trying to remember a joke,can't remember it other than the punch line.I think it goes

"wrecked him(rectum)?Damn near killed him!"

any clues?

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Re: Swampfox-help me out [Re: cook]
      #1193 - 12/15/05 09:39 AM

Little Johnny's teacher asked him how the weekend went.

He told her, "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass."

She corrected him replying, "rectum."

Johnny said, "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!!"

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Re: Swampfox-help me out [Re: SwampFox]
      #1885 - 12/16/05 01:47 AM

Damn,your good.
Sounds about right.
Carry on

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