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      #140977 - 02/12/08 02:44 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #140981 - 02/12/08 03:02 PM

One of Obamas Huston offices.



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #140982 - 02/12/08 03:05 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142019 - 02/18/08 01:23 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142549 - 02/22/08 05:56 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142855 - 02/25/08 03:50 AM

A PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT BY SEN. BARACK OBAMA (D- ILL)

My fellow Identity-Americans.
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their... well, support.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a teenage girl. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking.
It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.
So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.
And do it for me.
Thank You.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142966 - 02/26/08 05:56 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142967 - 02/26/08 06:14 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142970 - 02/26/08 06:51 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #142971 - 02/26/08 06:55 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143198 - 02/28/08 04:47 AM

Barack Obama made another woman faint today. The bad news, it was Hillary when she saw the poll numbers.

Jay Leno

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143199 - 02/28/08 04:48 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143368 - 02/29/08 03:58 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143395 - 02/29/08 04:57 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143510 - 03/01/08 08:05 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143512 - 03/01/08 08:20 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143573 - 03/02/08 03:31 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #143691 - 03/03/08 06:01 AM

If Barack wins the presidency will his swearing in ceremony be called an Obomination?

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144440 - 03/10/08 05:20 AM


I Can Do Better: The Musical

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144484 - 03/10/08 02:04 PM

The Three AM Call

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144721 - 03/12/08 04:20 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144722 - 03/12/08 04:21 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144723 - 03/12/08 04:21 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144724 - 03/12/08 04:22 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #144725 - 03/12/08 04:23 AM



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