SwampFox
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Mel
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How to start each day with a positive outlook
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Childhood photo of Obama playing baseball...
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
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Loc: Where there are no ducks
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And here I thought that "Finch" guy was annoying.
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SwampFox
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Did you know that where Obama signed the Stimulus Package is the same Desk Clinton got his Package Stimulated?
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Video- Sweating To The Socialists
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, instead of loved for who you aren’t.
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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STTH
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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STTH
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In Honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ."
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The Cost is $100. per scoop.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you..
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Ozark
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The Queen has a new maid and butler. They're from the Motissa tribe of Africa.
"Mo' tea, suh?"
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SwampFox
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Interstate 90 along Rapid City, South Dakota will be closed for aproximatly 8 hours saturday as the park service moves a 200 ton block of coal to Mount Rushmore where it will be turned into the likness of President Obama.
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Edited by SwampFox (04/09/09 03:33 AM)
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Ozark
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SwampFox
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Puffer lips.
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with
their mortgage payments.
You know, the one's down the street who in the good
times refinanced their house several times and bought
SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave
Runners and a Harley.
But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage
And theirs, Could you arrange for me to borrow the
Harley now and then?
Richard Ford
Queen Creek AZ
P.S. They also need help with their credit
cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't
file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead
and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet
posts?
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Mel
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Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Travel Notice:
I-90 will be closed this weekend across South Dakota .
They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal so they can add Obama to Mount Rushmore .
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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