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SwampFox
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Thoses ears just kill me. 
Video: He's Barack Obma
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Video: Sesame Street Does Healthcare
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Interesting...
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KFC has done it again!! KFC just announced an addition to their chicken dinners. It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket. It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes ..
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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THE AIR FORCE ONE CRASH
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended in force on the farm where it crashed.. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to surround the man's tractor..
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath, "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep, sure did," the man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the plane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."
"The President of the United States is dead?"
the agent gulped in disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."
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Remember when Ronald Reagan was president?
We had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
Now We have Obama:
And we have no Hope and no Cash.
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A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
What will you have? The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the
best martini ever and says to the man. What's your IQ? The guy says,
178.? The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "120." The robot then starts to talk
about Nascar, Budweiser, Hunting, Fishing and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks, I'll try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him
another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The
guy says, "Uh, about 75 I guess."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"So... you still happy
you voted for Obama?"
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