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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: STTH]
      #198623 - 01/15/10 10:54 AM

Americans following Obama
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> ****
> Little Johnny is not an Obama fan
> A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans.
> Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
> all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
>
> Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
>
> The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a
> Republican."
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> The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my
> Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
>
> Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your
> dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
>
> With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: STTH]
      #199129 - 01/27/10 01:15 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199227 - 01/29/10 04:22 PM

I read that the Haitian earthquake killed 200,000 people and caused dozens of dollars of property damage.


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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: Ozark]
      #199232 - 01/29/10 10:25 PM

...and the Fema trailers aren't good enough for them...

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199262 - 02/01/10 01:50 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199345 - 02/02/10 01:21 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199436 - 02/04/10 04:06 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199701 - 02/09/10 04:16 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199807 - 02/10/10 08:03 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: Ozark]
      #199907 - 02/12/10 04:24 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199952 - 02/13/10 01:37 AM

Upon learning that the new Madrid Fault was the reason Chicago was shaken by and earthquake this week, Obama has requested Congress to rename it “ BUSH’S FAULT “

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #199972 - 02/13/10 02:20 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #200246 - 02/19/10 03:18 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #200481 - 02/24/10 03:45 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #200575 - 02/26/10 03:19 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #200720 - 03/01/10 11:58 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #200793 - 03/02/10 01:25 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #201352 - 03/12/10 05:52 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #201851 - 03/21/10 02:32 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202033 - 03/24/10 04:25 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202294 - 03/28/10 06:43 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202477 - 04/01/10 04:53 PM

Official Statement by U.S. Navy Retirees

From: Retired U.S Navy Personnel

To: The American Public

Subject: Position Statement on the U.S. Economy

We U.S. Navy personnel in retirement object and take exception to everyone saying that Bernanke, Obama, Reid and Pelosi are spending like drunken sailors. When we were drunken sailors, we quit when we ran out of money.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202641 - 04/04/10 07:33 PM

Charleston, SC...

Obama says he will be making no more public speeches in South Carolina,
He claims every time he gets up on stage to make a speech, some South Carolina cotton farmer starts bidding on him.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202901 - 04/09/10 03:32 AM

For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . Because Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before the Interior Secretary could respond and presumably straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that before any guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama new rules [Re: SwampFox]
      #202971 - 04/12/10 04:16 AM



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