SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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foots
the exterminator
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5241
Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu
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I seen that sh1t in SE Asia. S un would burn ya to a crisp in a heartbeat. Ninjas would look almost white where the sun didn't hit em......rest of em would look like charcoal.  
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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Obama - 2012 Campaign Slogan. Change we can step in.( Thank you Neal Boortz)
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Ozark
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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Dear President Obama:
In view of what you want to do to Israel, I'm writing with a special request.
Please return the United States to its borders of August, 1959 so Hawaii will no longer be a state and you will no longer be a citizen.
- Benjamin Netanyahu
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Stole dat. 
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Ozark
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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Somebody sent me these pictures of Benjamin Netanyahu and Barack Obama, both at age 20.
Which guy would you rather have watching your back?
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hillbilly
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Reged: 12/27/05
Posts: 490
Loc: Cedar County
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D-y-n-o-m-i-t-e!!!
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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This is very important. One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.
Gonorrhea Lectim { deadly disease }
This is a very serious disease......
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 .. but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You took the first dose in 2010 and take the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Oklahoma was one of the lucky states not becoming infected in 2008 with all 77 counties voting against the terrible obamanation!
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at end of month. If I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.
He says pay minimum and let our kids worry about rest but already we can hardly keep up with interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he gives a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and next with people who say the Pope is Anti-Christ, and next he's with Muslims.
Finally, last straw. He's demanding before anyone can be in same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost in DC
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Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle.
You get to live in White House for free, travel world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. Rest of us are stuck with the SOB for two more years!
Signed,
Abby
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Good one!!!
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I almost put this in the beer section.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Does anybody know how to cancel an ebay bid?
I bid $7.00 for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit" and now it seems I'm 13 minutes away from owning Obamas entire Cabinet!!!
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bob
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Reged: 12/23/05
Posts: 63
Loc: Illiforkinois
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