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oh darn
      #14120 - 01/13/06 03:24 PM

Guys, be really careful, and girls, pass this important warning on to your guys!



I am writing you to warn you of something that happened to me as I
am a victim of the latest scam at the mall while shopping. This happened
at the Columbia Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam
works:

Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you're leaving
the mall. While you're placing your packages on the floor of the front
seat, one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other
comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts
almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for
a ride to the Capital Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back
seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful!


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BruceCarp
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Re: oh darn [Re: jmb]
      #14126 - 01/13/06 03:49 PM

THAT WAS FUNNY!!

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But wait a minute I think I have another bite!!!!


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Mel
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Re: oh darn [Re: BruceCarp]
      #14131 - 01/13/06 03:55 PM

Last time I was assaulted like that, I gave them several hours to quit.

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy


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Re: oh darn [Re: Mel]
      #14551 - 01/14/06 01:17 PM

See you guys I'm heading to Columbia Mall.

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